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​jerimiawongo - iv. bargaining lyrics

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[verse]
i went to a car boot sale
and i said “h+llo, can i have that please”
and he said “oh my god that will be 50p please”
i said “50p??? i won’t give you any more 49p”
and they said “you drive a hard bargain ill give you 49.37333p” (sheesh!)
and i said “okay, ill give you 48p”
and they said “okay, ill give you 47p”
and i went down down down down down until it was free
and then they said “it wasn’t free that isnt bargaining at all thats just getting stuff for free”
so i went to mcdonalds and i got a 99p burger
but i said “ill only pay 89p for the burger”
but then they said “no thats stealing youre gonna have to pay 99p”
but i said “im bargaining here so ill give you 99p burger”
then he said “no 89p”
“so ill give you 79p”
and in the end i got a free burger
its called bargaining and you can get stuff for free
its one of the stages of grief did you know
grief grief grief
bargaining about grief
did you know that im not really sad
im bargaining im actually happy with an upside down+
bu+ with an upside down smile
bargaining gang
okay lets go
barga+ barga+ barga+ barga+ bgbgbgbg (burger bu+)
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[chorus]
bargain the price
get it down low
pay a little less
your savings will grow

bargain the price
get it down low
pay a little less
your savings will grow

bargain the price
get it down low
pay a little less
and your savings will grow

[instrumental outro]



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