jerky boys – tv repair lyrics
receiver: good afternoon, who is speaking?
kissel: alright, i’ll put the small talk i got a tv from your daddy from today. i sent one of these mexican kids in. he brings a box to me and it ain’t working! he’s trying to fix it now!
r: why do you always have to scream i can’t even hear…
k: i can’t hear i got a bomb that blew up me box of ww toll i can’t hear nothing.
r: okay.
k: he’s working on the tv now.
r: who is the salesman?
k: i don’t know a little fella there. hey!
pico: (talking to kissel in background) there ain’t no future, i’m sure nothing’s gonna pitch ’em!
k: pico, i’m talking to the man!
r: what tv was it?
k: i don’t know it’s one of those j-panese tvs i don’t know where the h-ll… can you help me fix this thing? h-llo?
(noise in background that sounds like the tv, the other receiver approaches)
receiver 2: h-llo, my name is robert. how can i help you?
k: h-llo?
r: h-llo?
k: what happenend to the other guy?
r: excuse me?
k: i was speaking to a guy he put me on hold. i bought a tv and that think’s busting up on something.
r: okay, you have a what?
k: i sent a mexican kid to pick it up he’s trying to work on it now. i can’t do nothing i’m sitting down on one of them wheelchairs.
r: right, now what kind of tv is it?
p: you’re forgetting the box that’s all you got in d-mn pee!
k: shut up! i’m talking to the guy!
r: what kind of tv is it?
k: the kind of tv you watch some call.
p: where do you want me to put this one?
k: he wants to fix the back of it, what should i do? i can’t do nothing i don’t know nothing without by reading gl-sses. because, everytime he’s trying to fix it in the back something keeps hopping in with the picture.
r: i-i i don’t understand what’s going on.
k: i bought a tv and it has a working problem!
p: he’s trying to put it with the blow on!
k: don’t touch nothing in the back before i go! (screams by getting electrocuted, but he’s still alive) what are you doing? he’s burning he’s burning down the house with that tv what should he be touching the back?
r: nothing. n-body should be touching anything.
k: you said, you said he should be touching in the back?
p: he’s playing around with that that ruler.
k: touch it in the back the guy said touch it in the back.
r: no, don’t touch anything.
k: he said (pico screams and gets electrocuted this time) ah! ah!
p: i think i’m blind!
k: ah, see now his are all smoking now. what the h-ll are you talking about touching for?
r: pull the plug out.
k: he ain’t dead yet.
p: i’m trying to pull the plug out. that thing no workin.
k: hey!
r: if you do want my help, you have to call me back. thank you, bye.
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