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jerome moross & john la touche - helen is always willing lyrics

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[achilles]
i suppose we should get spruced up
for the celebration

[patroclus]
i’m gonna bust angel’s roost up
if someone don’t start telling us
the whereabouts of

[patroclus & ajax]
helen!

[ajax]
helen!
where’s frisky little helen?
where is that mount olympus venus?
high time that she chose between us

[doc macahan]
every night i was away
i hung down my head and sighed
when the ruby sun was setting
i thought of her and cried

[nestor]
i dreamed i was a lizard
and crept back home and hid in the spring
so when she came for water
i could hear sweet helen sing
[diomede]
you can climb the cherry tree
and i will climb the rose
how i love that pretty little gal
the lord almighty knows

[achilles]
miss helen is a blue+eyed daisy
if i don’t get her, i’ll go crazy

[ajax]
oh, some girls are wise
and clever of brain
and some girls have looks that are thrilling
but helen ain’t smart
and she’s almost plain
but helen is always willing

[nestor]
oh some lead you on with innocent airs
and some hold you off at a distance
but helen just nestles and says, ‘who cares?’
for helen has no resistance

[patroclus]
you ask some girls on a hay ride
and some girls say they may ride
and some girls flatly tell you no
but helen says, ‘let’s go!’
[doc macahan]
our helen ain’t neat
her hair is a mess
she can’t cook a meal that is filling
but what is the secret to her success?

[men]
well, dear helen
fair helen
my helen
his helen
their helen’s
always willing

[helen]
i’m sorry i wasn’t there to greet you
when you boys hit the town
to tell the truth, i’m a different gal
i’ve kind of quieted down

[men]
wow helen
now helen
helen’s gonna marry, that’s good news
hey helen
say helen
which one of us are you gonna choose?
[helen]
none of you
not one of you
na+na+na+na+na+na

[men]
oh helen, helen
you can’t betray us
you ain’t gonna marry old menelaus

[helen]
i married him over a year ago
i couldn’t keep flitting to and fro
he’s bent with age, his feet are flat
but his bank account will straighten that
i love him

[men]
while we fought on through shot and sh+ll
he wooed and won our village belle
to think she’d take a fool like him
we ought to tear him limb from limb
we’ll k!ll him
we’ll k!ll him

[ulysses]
hey fellas
hey fellas
what’s done is done
the best man won
you all love helen
but she can’t marry all of you

[menelaus]
what’s mine is mine
i treat her fine
so don’t hold grudges
which would be right small of you

[men]
what’s done is done
the best man won
we all love helen
but she loves him best of all

[ulysses]
so swear right now
a sacred vow
to steer clear of helen
and protect her from the rest of all
the men from the mountains
the men from the valley
for helen has a tendency
to dilly+dally

[men]
because of the love we share
we hereby solemnly swear
to keep our hands off her
and to make certain sure
n0body else lays a hand on her
to dishonor her

- jerome moross john la touche lyrics

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