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jerry herman - gooch's song lyrics

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[agnes gooch]
with my wings resolutely spread, mrs. burnside
and my old inhibitions shed, mrs. burnside
i did each little thing you said, mrs. burnside
i lived!
i lived!
i lived!

i altered the drape of
a drop of my bodice
and softened the shape of my brow;
i followed directions
and made some connections
but what do i do now?

who’d think this miss prim would
have opened a window
as far as her whim would allow?
and who would suppose it
was so hard to close it?
oh, what do i do now?
i polished and powdered and puffed myself
if life is a banquet i stuffed myself

i had my misgivings
but went on a field trip
to find out what living’s about
my thanks for your training
now i’m not complaining
but you left something out!

instead of wand’ring on
with my lone remorse
i have come back home
to complete the course
oh, what do i do-
mrs. burnside?

i traveled to h-ll in my new veneer
and look what i got as a souvenir
but still, i’ll defend you
as guide and instructor
would i recommend you and how?

although i was leery
i thrived on your theory
that life can be a wow!
you said there’s nothing wrong
with a harmless smooch
so i’m gonna call him burnside gooch
oh, what do i do now?



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