jerry springer: the opera (musical) - ladies & gentlemen lyrics
voice over:
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the jerry springer show!
audience:
go jerry! go jerry! jerry!
voice over:
please will you welcome…
audience:
jerry!
voice over:
welcome…
audience:
jerry!
voice over:
your moderator and warm-up artist!
audience:
je—aww!
warm up man:
ladies and gentlemen, my name is jonathan weiruss.
audience:
oh yeah.
warm up man:
before the show starts, we gotta lay down a few rules!
audience:
whatever.
warm up man:
things get pretty hot up here so we gotta have a few rules!
audience:
got the message.
warm up man:
n-body’s allowed on stage, and n-body’s allowed to throw things at the guests. dont throw things at the guests!
warm up man:
another rule…
audience:
what?
warm up man:
during the show, no heckling!
audience:
what?!
warm up man:
no heckling!
audience:
no heck-ling, what you saying are you mad? no way!
warm up man:
apart from “aaah” for the good guys!
audience:
aaah.
warm up man:
yes that’s right!
audience:
aaah.
warm up man:
you got it!
warm up man:
and for the bad guys “boo-oo-oo!”
audience:
boo-oo-oo!
warm up man:
yep!
audience:
boo-oo-oo!
warm up man:
great!
audience:
boo-oo-oo!
warm up man:
yes that’s right, yes that’s right!
audience:
boo-oo-oo! boo-oo-oo!
warm up man:
save it for the show! save it for the show!
warm up man:
and we like it when you say…
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry!
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry!
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry!
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry!
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry!
warm up man:
jerry jerry!
audience:
jerry jerry! jerry! (continued)
go jerry go!
warm up man: (spoken)
woo! come on!
audience:
jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry!
warm up man: (spoken)
okay keep it going, here we go!
(audience continue chanting)
male audience member:
jerry! jerry! jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry! jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry-jerry!
(audience continue chanting)
(audience cheer)
warm up man:
so just to recap, no heckling!
audience:
no heckling!
warm up man:
no fighting!
audience:
no fighting!
warm up man:
no throwing things or throwing up!
audience:
no throwing things or throwing up!
warm up man:
and most of all…
audience:
most of all…
warm up man:
seriously…
audience:
seriously…
warm up man:
especially, obviously…
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