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jesse welles - walmart lyrics

[verse 1]
i saw a toddler eat a cigarette
on a cart of keystone beer
i was eyeing art supplies
some dude named tanner called me queer

[bridge]
i do not wanna go
to walmart today

[verse 2]
i saw a woman, stranded, hummin’
to the tune of delta dawn
on a dead battery scooter
with just pajamas on

[bridge]
i do not wanna go
to walmart today

[chorus]
to walmart today
or tomorrow
or the day after that
don’t go and misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat
i hold close the belief
rising waters raises ships
but was burying the living
good ole sammy’s dying wish?
[verse 3]
i saw a 104 yr old woman
bolted to a register countin’ change
her manager was 10 years old
with a smartphone for a brain
i saw a family of 33
redheaded, boiling over
pick the clearance aisle apart
like some buzzards on the shoulder

[pre+chorus]
i don’t wanna go
to walmart today

[chorus]
or tomorrow
or the day after that
it’s a mirage in a desert of bullsh+t
they created
that’s a fact
i also do believe that the victor
goes the prize
but to keep a good man down
is just something
i despise
[verse 4]
i saw a serpent in the produce
hissing, coiled
talkin’ smack
talkin’ about prices
some sh+t about rolling back

[pre+chorus]
i do not want to go
to walmart today

[verse 5]
this just in:
a 5 news forecast
“dusting of snow”
i need eggs and bread and milk
like i need another hole

[pre+chorus]
i do not wanna go
to walmart today

[chorus]
to walmart today
or tomorrow
or the day after that
don’t go misunderstand me for some pinko commie rat
i hold close the belief
rising waters raises ships
but was burying the living
good ole sammy’s dyin’ wish?
yeehaw

- jesse welles lyrics

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