jettstar - bohemian trapsody lyrics
[intro # tom and jett]
yo!
is that#
no f#cking way that’s mc ride
mc ride!
no f#cking way, i loved your sh#t on death grips, bro!
bruh, sick!
that’s so tough
oi, check out what we’ve made, bro
check it out (check it out, bro)
(instrumental drums)
[verse 1 # tom]
b#tches say i’m fruity like a g#y guy (like a g#y guy)
but i swear i’m only about them slits like they snake eyes, ay (snake eyes)
tap and insert, i ain’t talking transactions (i ain’t talking transactions)
honestly, i’m not even opposed to trans action, yo
i got my nose pierced, yeah, so what if it’s the right one? (so f#cking what)
i just think it’s fabulous, i don’t even like cum, ay (s#x)
i don’t even like bum, unless it’s on a lady (on a lady)
if you wanted me to not kiss boys you’d have to pay me (haha)
[bridge # tom]
hahaha
i# i mean kiss boys
not “not kiss boys”
you’d have to pay me to kiss boys
i’m# i’m not g#y, i don’t swing that way (ay, you’re f#cking g#y!)
i don’t# ask my boyfriend, josiah
[verse 2 # jett]
call me a pirate cause i be like “argh” (argh!)
call me a pirate cause i love my bae (i love my wife!)
call me a pirate cause i be like “torrent” (i’m pirating illegally!)
call me a pirate cause i be like “eyepatch” (eyepatch)
[bridge 2 # tom and jett]
ay (ay)
ay, what
are you ready, blood?
no way, bruh (no way, bruh)
let’s go, bruh (bruv)
let’s hit it fam, let’s go blo!
ay (ayyy)
shut up, shut up
here we go, here we go
[verse 3 # tom]
ay, change with the people i meet like i’m ditto
especially when grabbing that fiddo
ain’t no one in my life ever called me “kiddo”
so i grew up fast, went hard when i was little
when i pack rompers
act like a dizzee rascal, i go bonkers
character#arc like yonkers
giving acceptance speeches for my achievements but never giving out features
come for the b#tches and beats
wait, scratch that
your b#tches cum for the t
i do not give a f#ck, boy
i’ll part the red sea in my best mate’s bed and i won’t even clean
now that that’s settled, i’m coming in hot like a kettle
a shroom before work so i chat on a spiritual level
yeah, hanging with longbottom’s cool but i’d rather hang out with the actual neville
i don’t believe in the devil but if it exists then i reckon it’s katie hopkins
used to wake up and then hop in
and hop out the p#ssy, my homeostasis rotten
used all my cautions so if i get gotten
i’m locked in there for the long run
and that’s a problem
my day#to#day is forgotten
i’m way too bonged for this song, son (song, son)
[refrain # tom]
ain’t no one here for the t#dub#g (nah, they’re not)
guess they think that they’re above me
but they’re below me, though
feel no heat cause they’re all sp#ced out like sheen (the drug addict)
ain’t no one here for the t#dub#g
guess they think that they’re above me
but they’re below me, though
feel no heat cause they’re all sp#ced out like sheen (charlie sheen)
[bridge # tom and jett]
ay, that’s fear
yeah, real sh#t, though, that’s fear right there, yah (hahaha)
that’s frightening, bro
ahaha
yuh
[chorus # jett]
hey ya!
hey ya!
hey ya!
hey ya!
hey ya! (ah!)
hey ya!
hey ya! (hey ya, hey ya, hey ya, hey ya!)
hey ya! (ah!)
[outro # tom and jett]
(unintelligible vocals)
so what’d you think, bro?
(mc ride screams)
uh… alright
cool, bro
no, cool
thanks# thank you for the criticism
oi, we actually have to go (yeah, um)
um, but it was#
it was awesome to meet you, man (yeah, thanks man)
really cool
thanks heaps for listening
yeah… okay
we’ll see you# we’ll see you later
yeah, see ya
bye
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