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cam your life is shitty, clean it up it’s a mess
you must poop so much to keep your -sshole clean for sex

is that how you attract mates? by pooping on their stuff?
cause i’ve had your shit on my chair and that shit is f-cked up

learn to you a toilet, shit in the bottom not the top
it’s gotten so bad even j-kleinman would tell you to stop

all you talk is sex, though you haven’t gotten an ounce
to be fair, i don’t know if giving a bl-wj-b counts

giving all the guys-sorry- “girls” your “d”
when all you do is masturbate constantly

now i know the commons bathroom is way to far
but at least is wasn’t in the backseat with my family in the car

sophomore year you called your girl three fifths of a person
it’s no wonder she left you 100% virgin

if you died, there would be no one to mourn
well, maybe those who make fairly odd-parents porn

(chorus)
cam i hate you (let me tell you i’m not the only one)
i can’t wait to (beat your -ss in real life this shit is so much fun)
can’t ignore me (best show these rhymes some godd-mn respect)
so here’s your story (this rap is for you, big-hudge, get f-cking rekt)

lifting so much, you’d think your muscle m-ss be higher
i’m jewish, but you look like the holocaust survivor

your “gains” at the gym couldn’t go slower
cause with all those guys there all you gain is a b-n-r

you wan’t people to think your the baddest guy around
cam you’re not scary you only weigh 90 pounds!

i however must be dr.doom
cause you be running scared when i enter the room

you may be mad at this rap, but man you’re out of luck
why fight me, when even tea can beat you up?

cam doesn’t need a girl, maybe not even a man
he can suck his own d-ck better than any of them can

stop hiding your true self, gonna give yourself a hernia
so far in the closet, send your mail to narnia

don’t be afraid, i’m on lgbtq
be proud there’s no better c-ck-sucker than you

(chorus)

stick to doing drugs leave rapping to the pros
anyone with ears could tell you your rap blows

emphysema ain’t a joke, smoking shortens your days
if you need a good laugh look at your gpa

all the brain cells you’ve lost, need a pat on the back
i’m surprised you can still talk, let alone rap

your rhythm is off, your rhymes are sad
your voice is annoying, your flow is sad

if you could just deliver your lyrics on time
it might make up for the fact a three year old wrote your rhymes

all the stupid shit you say just pisses me off
shut your mouth, no one wants to hear you talk!

oh brother, here comes another
now cam says he wants to f-ck his mother

you’re obsessed with fashion, which clothes you pick
is your taste in fashion, good as your taste in d-cks?

(chorus)

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