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jewel onadi - catboy christmas lyrics

[intro]
ho ho ho, what would you like for xmas, little alien?
first of all i’m not alien, that’s rude, um but me? i want a daddy
like a father?
no, no, i want a daddy. i want a daddy, okay?
give me a daddy

[verse 1]
it’s xmas, it’s xmas
drinking vodka and myx
he got my p+ssy on his wishlist
p+ssy squirting like it’s mist
p+ssy clean, it’s squeaky
no, you’ll never hear a crunch
if you get near me, you gonna get punched (i said)
daddy getting me some new tits for xmas
all i want for christmas is your d+ck and pensions
filling up the room with s+xual tensions
b+lls so blue i def’ got his attention

[chorus]
once upon a time, yeah i was a catboy
sn+tching up your man, yeah i did it with ease luv
you can’t have him back, he don’t want you anyway
but it’s the grеatest time of year so just sick back and freezе your f+cking ass off
once upon a time, yeah the grinch was wrong
he was always looked so down upon
but now that i am older, i understand him now
that he was just super g+y and lonely
[verse 2]
i hopped right in the f+cking car
drove the sh+t right off a cliff
suicide on a friday
death is so d+mn cool to me
holiday season is here
capitalism is free
advertis+m+nts everywhere
celebrations hollering
marketing to the children
drink the nog, i drown in fog
b+tch it’s so d+mn cold out here
my urticaria’s k!lling me
yeah that’s actually not a joke, i feel super d+mn dizzy
please come and take care of me
yes, i am baby

[bridge]
hey baby, what is the plan? we’re going to celebrate?
no i don’t think we need to
okay cool, then what we gon’ do?
i thought maybe we could cuddle
that sounds like a great idea
it would be a great idea
but i’m f+cking single
[chorus]
once upon a time, yeah i was a catboy
sn+tching up your man, yeah i did it with ease luv
you can’t have him back, he don’t want you anyway (he don’t want you anyway!)
but it’s the greatest time of year so just sick back and freeze your f+cking ass off (freeze your f+cking ass off b+tch)
once upon a time, yeah the grinch was wrong
he was always looked so down upon
but now that i am older, i understand him now (i understand you b+tch)
that he was just super g+y and lonely (i relate to this)
once upon a time, yeah i had a boyfriend
that wasn’t toxic or abusive
it was actually a great time in my life
but now i wish, that i could go, back home

[outro]
merry sl+tmas my little cokeheads, and just remember to always suck the d+ck, if the money is in his hand. goodbye

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