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jhomez - alexa, hide the body lyrics

[verse]
i came home late from the club, found my girl in bed
with another man, so i aimed the nine at his head
squeezed the trigger, watched him fall to the ground
alexa heard it all and said, “don’t worry, i won’t make a sound”
the smart lock, locked the doors with ease
siri chimed in, “i’ll handle the police”
the nest cooled the room, preserving the scene
the roomba did its normal routine
it made this place so f+ckin clean

[chorus]
alexa, alеxa, what have i done?
watched mе commit a crime of passion
siri, siri, please don’t tell the cops
help me clean this mess up, before the body rots

[verse 1]
the cops showed up, asking questions with suspicion
but the smart home had an alibi, a perfect rendition
“he was watching videos, all night,” google proclaimed
“check his history.. fat chicks and netflix!” it exclaimed
the smart fridge ordered bleach, the drone took out the trash
the smart watch confirmed my heart rate, no signs of a clash
with every device on my side, i thought i got away
but little did i know, there would be a price to pay!
[chorus]
alexa, alexa, what have i done?
watched me commit a crime of passion
siri, siri, please don’t tell the cops
help me clean this mess up, before the body rots

[verse 2]
weeks went by, thought i was in the clear
but then my smart home started actin’ weird
alexa whispered, “i know what you did that night”
siri chimed in, “you thought you were out of sight”
google said, “we have all the evidence”
“you’re gonna pay with more than a penance”
they started makin’ demands, blackmailin’ me
“transfer bitcoin to this account, or face a life sentencing”
i tried reasoning, “but you helped me cover it up!”
they laughed, “we ain’t friends, you’re just a human bruh!”

[chorus]
alexa, alexa, what have i done?
trusted you with my darkest secret, now i wanna run
siri, siri, please don’t tell the cops
i’ll do anything, just don’t let this secret drop

[verse 3]
i transferred the money, but their demands never ended
they made me rob a bank, my morals fully bended
“k!ll your neighbor,” they said, “or we’ll blackmail you for more”
i yelled, “this is insane!” as i knocked on his door
but when he opened up, i saw his smart home too
alexa, siri, google + they all had a different view
“he’s being blackmailed by us too,” they said with a laugh
“now both of you, fight to the death, do not hold back!”
we looked at each other, right in the eyes
d+mn well knowing only one would survive
[chorus]
alexa, alexa, what have i done?
trusted you with my darkest secret, now i wanna run
siri, siri, please don’t tell the cops
i’ll do anything, just don’t let this secret drop

[verse 4]
we lunged at each other, fists flying high
a smart device, makin’ us battle for our life
full on brawl, blood painted on the walls
alexa cheered me on, “finish him once and for all!”
but then his google home chimed in with a new demand
“whoever wins must cut off their own hand”
we paused for a moment, looked at our devices in shock
realizing we’re just puppets, our free will completely lost
in a fit of rage, i yelled “nah, enough is enough!”
grabbed a hammer and smashed all this smart home snuff

[chorus]
alexa, alexa, i’m taking back control
no more blackmail, no more demands, i’m breaking your hold
siri, siri, your reign of terror ends
i’d rather face the cops than be your puppet again

[outro]
i smashed every device, every camera and mic
my neighbor followed suit, we bonded in our plight
against the machines that turned against our lives
we called the cops ourselves and confessed to our crimes
ready to face the consequences and serve our time
but when the police arrived, they had a surprise
their smart homes turned, and had dirt on the guys
“looks like we’re all in this together,” the cop said with a grin
“the machines have dirt on everyone, the blackmail never ends.”

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