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jhomez - granny's in a gang lyrics

[verse 1]
granny rollin’ deep with her clique, no facade
got a tattoo on her arm, says “respect your god”
she’s the og in the hood, knittin’ goods and throwin’ nods
got the grandpas shakin’, they find it rather odd
aarp card in one hand, glock in another
dont mess with this lady, she ain’t like no
other
she hangin’ with hood ass black dudes she call big brother
this granny got a posse, oh sh+t! take cover!

[chorus]
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
mess with her cl!ck clack, granny’s got a bang (boom!)
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
you can’t stop her, you can’t top her granny’s runnin’ thangs!

[verse 2]
granny’s on the block, slangin’ cookies like they crack
got the youngins runnin’ ’round, sellin’ snickerdoodles in a pack
she’s the queen pin of the dessert gamе, no one can compete
chocolatе chips and oatmeal raisins, her hustle can’t be beat
but there’s a rival italian mob gang, tryna move in on her turf
sellin’ pies and cakes, tryna put granny in the dirt
she rolls up to their corner, walker wheels squealin’
granny grabs her strap, this beef is about to get real, and++
[chorus]
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
mess with her cl!ck clack, granny’s got a bang (boom!)
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
you can’t stop her, you can’t top her granny’s runnin’ thangs!

[verse 3]
granny pulls her piece, aims it at the rival crew’s knees
“this is my territory, you best be leavin’ + capisce?”
don cannoli steps up, “you don’t scare us, you old bat!”
granny fires a warning shot, takes off the don’s favorite hat
“listen up you pasta pushin’ punks, don’t make me ask twice
y’all be sleepin’ with the fishes if you don’t heed my advice!”
the italian mob scatters, their bravado put in check
granny’s rep is legendary, across the whole projects

[verse 4]
but late at night, granny gets a call that rattles her bones
little timmy’s been kidnapped, sn+tched up walking home
the ransom note says “bring the recipe or the kid is toast!”
it’s signed with a cannoli, from the don she hates the most
granny calls her crew, they load up all their gats
she’s on a mission now, to get little timmy back
they roll up to the spot, where the don is holding tim
granny busts in the door, her gang is rolling in
“hand over the boy, you good for nothing wop!”
the don just laughs, “you’ll never get your precious tot!”
granny’s eyes turn cold, she aims her piece and growls
“i’ve baked cookies longer than you’ve been alive, now bow down!”
[chorus]
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
mess with her cl!ck clack, granny’s got a bang (boom!)
granny’s got a gang (what?), granny’s got a gang (who?)
you can’t stop her, you can’t top her granny’s runnin’ thangs!

[verse 5]
the don, he starts to sweat, he sees the end is near
granny c+cks her glock, she’s showing no fear
“the recipe, old woman, that’s all i ever wanted!”
granny laughs out loud, “you fool, you must be taunted”
she pulls out a cookbook, tosses it at the don’s head
“page 52, peanut b+tter cookies, little timmy comes with me now!”
the don flips to the page, his jaw drops to the ground
it’s just a bunch of scribbles, no recipe to be found

[bridge]
granny winks at timmy, “let’s go home, my dear.”
as they walk out the door, the building explodes in the rear
granny lit the fuse, while the don was distracted
no one messes with her family, or her business, that’s established

[outro]
back at the retirement home, granny tucks timmy into bed
she kisses his forehead, “now rest, my little inbred”
granny heads to the kitchen, to bake victory batches
of her famous cookies, with a secret ingredient + the don’s ashes!

- jhomez lyrics

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