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jhomez - new world order lyrics

[verse 1]
stepped in the club, feelin’ fly as f+ck
scoped a bad b+tch, think i’m ’bout to try my luck
slid up like, “what’s good shawty? wanna duck?”
she turned around, five+o+clock shadow, what the f+ck?!
chick’s a dude, my g+ydar’s f+ckin’ way off
lookin’ like caitlyn jenner before they took the face off
headed to the dance floor, feelin’ kinda stressed
shorty pulled out a vape pen, like “you wanna hit this?”
i’m like “nah, i’m good,” she’s like “it’s just cbd”
“mixed with a little fentanyl, it’s good for anxiety”
i said “yo, i’ll pass, i’m tryna live past thirty”
she shrugged and did a tiktok dance, sh+t looked dirty

[verse 2]
i’m out this b+tch, i need a drink, i’m at the bar quick
bartender’s like “what’s your poison?” i’m like “+rs+nic”
he laughed, i didn’t, poured me up a whiskey neat
downed it fast, asked for another, i’m on repeat
shorty from before slides up, like “buy me a drink?”
i’m like “f+ck no, you got a d+ck under that skirt, i think”
she’s like “don’t be transphobic, that’s a hate crime”
i said “it ain’t a phobia if i just don’t wanna date guys”
bouncers heard the commotion, think i’m startin’ beef
kicked me out the club, now i’m stumbling down the street
[chorus]
welcome to the new world order, where nothin’ makes sense
swipe, like, subscribe, no one has a f+ckin’ conscience
we’re all unique, just like everyone else
the land of the free but we’re all slaves to ourselves

[verse 3]
stumbled out the club, head spinning like a dreidel
pulled out my phone, opened up that ol’ tinder faithful
swiping left and right, don’t even read the bios
matched with a “bad b+tch,” but she an onlyfans hoe
says she’s down to meet, but first i gotta cash app
a hundred for her “premium,” i’m thinking this a trap
but f+ck it, i’m too drunk and h+rny to think straight
send the money, now i’m waiting for this internet date
she pulls up in a prius, bumping wap on blast
makeup looking like a snapchat filter on crack
hops out, hobbles over in her fashion nova fit
crop top, booty shorts, can’t tell if she thick or “thick”
she’s like “let’s go to my place,” i’m thinking this is it
but then she hands me a release form, “sign this legal sh+t”
i’m like “the f+ck is this?” she says “it’s for my vlog”
“i’m filming a mukbang, gonna eat on camera, maybe suck a log

[chorus]
welcome to the new world order, where nothin’ makes sense
swipe, like, subscribe, no one has a f+ckin’ conscience
we’re all unique, just like everyone else
the land of the free but we’re all slaves to ourselves
[verse 4]
we get to her crib, it’s a f+ckin’ disaster
clothes everywhere, smells like weed and ass hair
she sets up the camera, ring light standin’ tall
i’m like “yo, i thought we were gonna smash and all?”
she’s like “we will, but first i gotta do my show”
“sit on the bed, don’t talk, just be a d+ld+”
i’m watching her eat popeyes, suckin’ on a chicken wing
wearing nothing but a thong, this is the weirdest f+ckin’ thing
she’s moaning and groaning, gettin’ sauce on her titties
suckin’ on a biscuit, lord forgive me for my envy
after about an hour, she’s like “okay, we’re done”
“thanks for coming through, that was really fun”

[outro]
this generation’s f+cked, we’re all clout demons
chasing fame and validation, but we’re all dreaming
welcome to the new world order, everything’s perverted
morality’s inverted and we’re all f+cking hurting
but hey, at least we’re woke, at least we’re entertained
numbing out the pain, while our souls get g+ngb+nged
f+ck it, let me check my snapchat, gotta keep this streak
living for the moment, ’cause the future’s looking bleak

- jhomez lyrics

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