jibjab - matzah! lyrics
[intro: smooth-e]
i feel like a freak
cuz every time i pull out something to eat for this week
i can’t do this ’cause i’m jewish
and i can’t eat bread, yeah, my rabbi said only…
[chorus: smooth-e]
matzah! any way you wanna eat it, cold or hot, it’s…
matzah! fun for your mother, brother, sister, father…
matzah! buy in bulk for a lower cost per box, it’s…
matzah! matzah! matzah! matzah!
[verse: smooth-e]
hanukkah? no, that’s over, so you don’t get p-ssed over
getcha -ss over to my pad, it’s p-ssover
i’m the mad flow-er smooth-e teamin’ with the jib and jabbin
if you want the story of p-ssover and the ten commandments
starring charleton heston, but i got a question
about the bread that is unlevened causing indigestion called…
matzah! eat it for a week we gotsta
no bread, no pasta, best believe a jew is stopped up
now moses made the matzah when he was fleeing egypt
had no time for bread to rise, he said, “ah, just leave it
we can eat it like this, feed it to the hebrews”
but little did he know that the wait would end up equal
’cause “let my people go” became the anthem
getcha d-mn hands up, maybe it will help you p-ss some
how could one bread rocket so famous
when the taste is the same flavor of the box it came in?
[outro: smooth-e]
matzah! eat it at once, ain’t no second guessing
matzah! leaving crumbs on my lap and chest and it’s called…
matzah! “i found the afi komen!” in my small intestine
matzah! matzah! matzah! matzah!
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