jillian mayer - megamega upload lyrics
[intro: jillian and *on-screen text*]
i used to worry about losing my phone with my numbers, my contacts, my pictures, my everything
but now it’s no big deal because everything’s backed up
i just get a new phone and put everything back
but what about yourself?
there used to be no way to back up your life, your soul, until now
it’s called “megamega upload”
*how to live forever*
*in a few e-z steps*
*(preparing your mind for*
*a post-human existence*
* – – – > aka: going into net*
[chorus: jillian and *on-screen text*]
*step 1: find comfort*
if you want to be the original
who goes straight from -n-log to digital
*step 2: grab marker*
if you want to be the original
who transcends and leaves the physical
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
we’re about to
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
we’re about to
[verse 1: jillian and *on-screen text*]
*step 5: blueing of the hand*
5,000 likes, shine brighter than 5,000 lights
upload your brain, your thoughts
your sense, your taste, your sight
*step 6: take control*
so many things we see we don’t know
*step 7: dust-off purify
we feel our limits on this material globe
*caution: may induce vomiting*
asked mi abuela
what life was like before the net
ella no recuerda
it was a time that she forgets
*step 9: pet pets*
if we’re all losing our memory of life before
then what’s the point of living offline anymore?
*step 10: execute hand dance*
[chorus: jillian and *on-screen text*]
all i want to be is the original
who goes straight from -n-log to digital
all i want to be is the original
who transcends and leaves the physical
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
i’m about to
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
i’m about to
[verse 2: jillian and *on-screen text*]
*step 11: enter/return
i know your pain
being here, existing like a drone
*step 12: ethernet wrap*
the steps are easy, follow them
you can do them from your home
*step 13: screen-vision*
if when in public, you don’t look up
you never look up from your phone
*step 14: activate new eyes*
that disconnect, it pulls you in, into the digital zone
*step 15: drink elixer*
ohhhhhhhh, let’s just leave this world behind
make it in the new world that’s online
otherwise we’ll just be wasting time
if you’re looking for that mega mega upload
keep it on the down low
*step 16: complete the look*
i’ll release the download
that let’s the people upload
it’s gonna happen fast though
so watch it all in slo mo
on the viral video of my upload
[chorus: jillian and *on-screen text*]
all i want to be is the original
who goes straight from -n-log to digital
*step 15: repeat hand dance
all i want to be is the original
who transcends and leaves the physical
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
i’m about to
mega mega upload
mega mega upload, mega mega upload
i’m about to
[outro]
okay, you got it?
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