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jim morris - why can\'t a woman learn to say good-by like a man lyrics

she found him in a trailer park
shacked up with old betty lou
took a nine inch butcher’s knife
and ran the man clean through
she left him in a pool of blood
with his manhood in his hand
why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand
why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
i went out with a friend last night;
he said he needed to get real drunk
then he told me ’bout driving home the sitter
but his wife was hiding in the trunk
she whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
when she heard them lose control
she drove off and left him naked
tied to a telephone pole
it’s hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack
why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand
why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand
why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
good-bye just seems so final with that uzi in your hand
why can’t a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?

- jim morris lyrics

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