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jim shepard - tools of the skin trade lyrics

[jim]
joe had a hammer, he wanted to use it to crack her f+ckin’ skull
mistress joanne has a screwdriver to stick up joe boy’s ass
joe f+cked around on her twenty+two times, she went out on him twenty+one
she finally figured that she’d even it up, so she did it one more time
one more time
now you may say to yourself that even now, all should be lost and forgotten
but instead she went out and bought a chainsaw to lop off his f+ckin’ head
are thеse the tools of the skin tradе?
no, no, no, no, no
are these the tools of murder and cold blood?
yes, that’s possibly so
the tools of the skin trade to a lady are used to turn a man to putty in her hands
the tools of the skin trade to an assh0l+ man are to use them girls as fast as he can
big mouth man says he slept with them all
he wishes he did, he’s full of sh+t, [?] lady says not tonight
no, she don’t want it at all
tools of the skin trade

well, how’d that one sound?

[engineer]
do it again

[jim]
you want me to do it again?
[engineer]
yeah, do it over
the auto harp wasn’t in tune

[jim]
what was the matter with it?
you want me to do it again?
no, no, no, no, no

[engineer]
one, tape two

- jim shepard lyrics

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