jimmy buffett - asshole song lyrics
well, i was drivin’ down i-95 the other night
somebody nearly cut me right off the road
i decided it wasn’t gonna do any good to get mad
so i wrote a song about him instead, it goes like this
were you born an -sshole
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way, it worked out fine
’cause you’re an -sshole tonight
yes, you’re an a s s h o l e
and don’t you try to blame it on me
you deserve all the credit
you’re an -sshole tonight
you were an -sshole yesterday
you’re an -sshole tonight
and i’ve got a feelin’
you’ll be an -sshole the rest of your life
and i was talkin’ to your mother
just the other night
i told her i thought you were an -sshole
she said, “yes, i think you’re right”
and all your friends are -ssholes
’cause you’ve known them your whole life
and somebody told me
you’ve got an -sshole for a wife
were you born an -sshole?
or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine
’cause you’re an -sshole tonight
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