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jimmy kimmel - christmastime in the lbc lyrics

[verse 1: jimmy kimmel (as snoop)]
yeah it’s me, the motherf-cking d.o.g
with some sh-t about the baby double g.o.d. (yeah)
back in the day in the bethlehood
(d.e.c. deuce five) that sh-t was all good
you know this family was holy, moly
the virgin mary was roly, poly
(three wise motherf-ckers on their way)
bringing gifts and sh-t for baby boo in the hay
(but there was danger, evil n-ggas in the manger)
word, the evil king was on they -ss
they packed their sh-t and got the f-ck out fast, yeah
(little kid was ok)
so now my homie, dr. dre and me, we celebrate that day

[hook]
(christmastime in the lbc)
fat n-gga in a sleigh giving sh-ts away, yeah
(christmastime in the lbc)
i got a gift for yo -ss, what did you get me?
motherf-cker

[verse 2: jimmy kimmel (as snoop)]
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
i told that motherf-cker santa bring a pick for my afro
and here’s the rest of my christmas list
i want a black, motherf-cking, lexus
and for my homies down the way
i say, bring a gang of tanqueray
(yeah, bring that sh-t for dr. dre)
me and my n-ggas down in lbc
we’ll smoke that motherf-cking christmas tree
silent night, holy night
all is calm, cause this b-tch be tight (and white)
saint nick, pick some chronic for sl!ck rick
but don’t pack a sack for my n-gga 2pac (that’s whack)

[hook]
(christmastime in the lbc)
you like this package ho, i wrapped it nice with a bow, yeah
(christmastime in the lbc)
it’s chrizzim-izza-izz with a dope o.g., you know what i’m sayin’?

[verse 3: jimmy kimmel (as snoop)]
deck the halls, and nibble on my jingle b-lls
(merry christmas charlie brown)
snoop takin’ lucy down to cootchie town
(oh, the weather outside was frightful)
but on my d-ck you’re so delightful
i got my nuts on your chest where they rest
want some eggnog, b-tch? this n-gga’s taste the best
it’s sweet like a motherf-cking candy cane
snoop dogg, hangin’ low (with a jimmy like a great dane)
ho, ho, motherf-cking, ho!
get on your knees b-tch now
i’ll show you where this goes
(yeah, put your jimmy in the motherf-cking chimney)
i stick my yuletide log in your -ss
and then we dress up nice and go to midnight m-ss

[hook]
(christmastime in the lbc)
rat-tat-tat-tat-tat please bring this n-gga a gat, yeah
(christmastime in the lbc)
merry christmas motherf-ckers from the s-n-deuce-o-p (yeah)
(christmastime in the lbc)
and happy hizzanukkahs to all the jewish motherf-ckers
you know what i’m sayin’? shalom
(christmastime in the lbc)
we out

- jimmy kimmel lyrics

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