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jimmy poindexter - armed & extremely dangerous lyrics

intro: naysayer
listen, you’re not a f+cking detective
you’re not a cop, you’re not a f+cking spy
you’re a f+cking private investigator
drop the ac—

intro: jim jameson
creepin’ down your block with a .38
n+ggas better get out the way
rick james soul glowin’, we can run a fade
i’ve been posted on your block for like a
hunnid days, hunnid nights, takin’ flights
gettin’ paid, runnin’ plays
in this line of duty, n+ggas gotta show restraint
i got patience, i’ve been waitin’ for the perfect day
street sweeper in the trunk, but i’m not a maid

verse 1
i got some questions, i heard you got weapons
who love is you tryin’ to protect?
what line are you pressin’? what form of respect
is you tryin’ to attract? who put you on the set?
you fallin’ in line with the cycles
i remember when i heard you was zygote
nephew on the path of a psycho
you tippy+toin’, tippy+toin’ on a tightrope
young n+gga, i was livin’ at my momma crib
far from a silver spoon, so i gotta split
cause when it’s obvious you on some other sh+t
gotta pack light, float to the mothership (they be like)
“when you livin’ in this house, gotta follow rules
go to school, get a job, clean the other room”
“gotta listen to me croon to my oldies on a bad day
can’t follow that, get the f+ck out, it’s a mandate”
that’s how they do us, but we know we livin’ stagnate
jumpin’ off the porch, i’ma stay up at my man’s place
he gon’ hook it up, his momma cookin’ us a hot plate
soul food, chicken, collard greens, after that pray
everything works out, next mornin’, same thing
livin’ in their house, you gon’ have to pull your d+mn weight
“light bill due, we gon’ need it on the first”
“we ain’t put you on this earth, n+gga, gotta put in work”
it’s a circle, we jerkin’ and jivin’
know it hurt, but we gotta survive it
we the last of the clan, we the men
gotta do it way different than i did
you supposed to be better than us from before you
i know you, i know that you could
live my life by one principle
make you some money and get out the hood
hook
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous, uh, yeah (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em)
armed and extremely dangerous, uh, yeah (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em)
there’s a thug on the streets
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
n+gga a threat to society
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
this an intruder alert
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
your whole existence is mid
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here

verse 2
one shot, two shot, three (kaboom)
shoot a n+gga, my tongue in my cheek (kaboom)
every week on the neighborhood app (bang bang)
these youngin’s out rippin’ the streets (kaboom)
tryna put every opp in a blunt
tryna put every foe on a tee
dot probably can’t tell you to stop
but i can, i ain’t no hypocrite
fee fi fo fum, it’s the fun police, let’s talk about gun control
don’t scroll hoe, a real n+gga talkin’
j. cole, watch a real n+gga lose it
go dumb on the d+ck, go shtupid
real woman, she gon’ fondle the b+lls (mi huevos)
pull the trigger if you’re really feelin’ raw
got protection in my drawers and my holsters
that’s three d+cks aiming at your moms (ten paces)
oh, behave
do i make you h+rny, baby (yes)
jump, freeze frame
i’m with zeus and apollo, my dogs
lil’ baby, i’m just new boot goofin’
drive round, gunny, gunny, pow, pow
got drums like i’m metro boomin
who callin’ me after six? you interruptin’ my kung fu trainin’
every day with the surveillance
casin’ a building, this sh+t is drainin’ (boring)
locating missing persons
i cannot skimp on communication (ring ring)
i got a license to k!ll
break the law, give you a demonstration (b+tch)
hook
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous, uh, yeah (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em)
armed and extremely dangerous, uh, yeah (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em)
armed and extremely dangerous (shoot ’em up)
armed and extremely, ‘xtremely, ‘xtremely
there’s a thug on the streets
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
n+gga a threat to society
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
this an intruder alert
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here
this an intruder alert
get his ass outta here, get his ass outta here

narrator
previously on jim jameson, p.i

jim jameson, suspect #1, suspect #2 & eve
jj: you’d better give me some answers!
s1: i’m not lyin’ to you jim, i swear!
s2: i’m the one who sold the kid a bottle of lean
jj: who do you work for?
s2: your mother— ahh!
jj: i don’t know eve. i’m not sure if i can crack this case. all my leads are sending me around in circles…
e: i believe in you jim. sometimes our enemies are closer than we think…
jj: eureka! that’s it! maybe i can bait the b+st+rd into a trap. let’s do this! it’s now or never
narrator
after sliding through the hoods of los angeles county
jim jameson found himself in an unprecedented case
with the murder of mr. coolidge
and no leads, he would not rest
until the k!ller was brought to justice
the murder mystery continues tonight at 8 p.m
pacific standard time
will he be successful?
find out next time on jim jameson p.i

outro: racist sponsor
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ooh, i’m touchin’ myself just thinkin’ about it right now! ooh!

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