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jimmy the human - rusty lyrics

[verse 1: jimmy the human]

i used to know a house cat named rusty
and rusty lived inside a house where the food was plain
and the air was stuffy
his bed was comfy
but every day the cat would wake up
look around and wonder why he lived for nothing
he was gettin’ chubby
and every time he watched the back door open
he thought about takin’ a chance and running
then one day he heard the crack of the door
got his -ss off the floor, and said “f-ck it”
he sprinted through the crack and barely made it to the porch
took a tumble
sprained his ankle
scr-ped his jaw
got up, got outta the yard, heard the dogs barkin’ behind him
knowing he had felt the same way before
now rusty would finally see what they had saw
full speed ahead, wondering what laid in store
he had never felt so at home, all alone
fresh air up his nose, through his skin, to his pores
blades of gr-ss rubbing up against his paws
but food is really what his stomach really grumbled for
night time hit, the lights shined dim, and like-minded
predators were huntin’ right by him
and rusty knew it, but he was not afraid
matter fact, he would stay calm and stock prey
he found a mouse
it was rusty’s first official meat outta the house
he dug his t–th into some fresh k!ll
the blood was so d-mn sweet
he couldn’t wait for his next meal!
the ground was wet
the air was cold
the food was scarce
but it was the best life he’s ever known
a week later rusty p-ssed away
’cause living conditions were treacherous
but rusty smiled as he p-ssed, knowing that he was a lucky one
most cats never get to live

- jimmy the human lyrics

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