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jim's big ego - can't stop foolin' around lyrics

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well i’m finishing at school but i’m always in detention
cause i can’t stop fooling around
and i’m finally graduating without honorable mention
cause i can’t stop fooling around

and i’m finally getting married but we almost miss our wedding
cause we can’t stop fooling around
and the preacher has a little tiny nervous breakdown
cause we can’t stop fooling around

and i can’t stop fooling around, i can’t stop fooling around

well i’m in line at the tsa
and i can’t stop fooling around
getting interrogated by the cia
because i can’t stop fooling around

they finally let me go we’re out on the runway
and i can’t stop fooling around
and a flight attendant tries to choke me with a little tiny bag of peanuts
cause i can’t stop fooling around

and i can’t stop fooling around, i can’t stop fooling around

i finally get home and the irs is going through my stuff
because i can’t stop fooling around
and my wife is packed up and she’s ready to leave
because i can’t stop fooling around

and then my girlfriend shows up and says “what’s going on?”
and i can’t stop fooling around
and i’m out on the street and i’m all alone
cause i can’t stop fooling around

and i can’t stop fooling around, i can’t stop fooling around

so i go and visit my infirmed uncle frank
cause i can’t stop fooling around
and i’m shooting roman candles at his oxygen tank
cause i can’t stop fooling around

and i’m there at his funeral and everyone is crying
and i can’t stop fooling around
and i run up to the roof and jump and think i’m flying
and i can’t stop fooling around

and i can’t stop fooling around, i can’t stop fooling around

and i go up to heaven to the pearly gates
and i can’t stop fooling around
and i ask st. peter to sing like tom waits
because i can’t stop fooling around
and jesus says shut up or i’m going to get my dad
and i can’t stop fooling around
and god comes down with a baseball bat
and i can’t – ow

and i can’t stop fooling around, i can’t stop fooling around



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