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jk's rap battles - luigi vs nepgear lyrics

luigi:
oh, let’s+a go…seems mario won’t be with me
but a poltergust’s all i need for your ghost of a series!
that’s mama luigi to you when i deal with this crybaby
who’s ranking low while i’m raising lily ranks with daisy!
while my bro and i stick together like rom and ram
you’d ditch your real sis for vert’s “pillows” in your hands!
an underdog younger sibling with a shy personality?
good thing i’m used to beating purple clone adversaries! (wah!)
a shining star of the game industry, we already crushed sega in the console wars
while you’re hardly a darling in gamindustri, taller than neptune but still come up short! (oh!)
so insecure about your own worth, i could do absolutely nothing and you’d still lose to a sеlf+own
if this is planeptune’s next goddеss, then i see why your people turned to playing on cell phones

nepgear:
what the goodness, i thought it’d be an honor to meet an iconic figure like you
but if you’re gonna keep bullying me, then i guess i really have to fight you…
built up a negative zone in your heart after years of your own kingdom putting you down
dimentio planted the seed of your demise, yet you’re somehow the bigger clown!
so this rat worse than linda should crawl back to his sewer
‘cause if we’re talking green, then i’m better off with vert
makes sense this plumber’s always stuck in number two (huh?)
‘cause he keeps on sucking like his gamecube debut!
i grind through tough battles to give my sk!lls a boost
while the only grinding you know of are from mario’s shoes (ooh!)
even as a baby, that stork gave you the drop
a lego figure’s the only way you pop off on the block
tried to bring innovation to your franchise each time with new sprites but when your new game came to rise
shelves piled high with the copypaste sh+te, man, they made like death and reaped the soul out your franchise!
we both had to fight while our sibling went out of sight, but the difference is when you first got the chance to shine
you tried to steal a page out of carmen’s book, and your game’s rep quickly went down the pipes!
luigi:
mama mia! i’ve seen less rushed plays in a speedrun
get uni to take shots, since you only fire weak ones!
make you go nepgya when you see the flames i’m packin’
compared to how i walk, you’re the one lacking traction!
after my adventure my glory still lasts
while you later got the shaft for some cheap laughs
with how her sis lets iris walk over this doormat
compile heart’s not the only one stomping you flat!
it’s been my whole career, getting into gear and facing my fears when i’m battlin’ the ghastly boos
with you, it’s clear nepgear would burst into tears, can’t even hold her own against some lowly dogoos
just another battle you jumped in without thinking, but this time cave won’t come to save you from this beating
fitting a handheld console is what you represent, ‘cause you can now get played by luigi!

nepgear:
doesn’t take your side b to know that was a misfire
even with your jump, your fame couldn’t get higher
not talking pills when you got a taste of your own medicine
you’re getting death stares in that haunted castle you went in
only gained fans with memes, weegee, think your plunger can harm me? please!
when you get jumped with a slash of my sword, i assure you that it won’t be pg!

luigi:
wowie, i’ve never seen a delivery so lacking
i know you love robotics but don’t apply it to rapping!
i smoke cpus from the exhaust of my kart
try to gamble with me? man, your loss is in the cards!
used a cursed sword as a last resort, and the consequences you now have to live with?
reduced gamindustri to a barren graveyard, leading you down a path all depressed and friendless!
nepgear
they really gave a whole year to this string bean?
no wonder it cost them a more valuable green!
send up your trial balloons, but the outcome is clear
no extra lives when you get 1+upped by nepgear!
from 64 to sunshine, it seems mario always cuts you out of his odysseys
so congratulations, luigi, you gained the “forever ghosted” affinity!

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