jo dee messina - a woman's rant lyrics
6 am i’m out of bed
i stumble through the haze
ain’t no coffee strong enough to get me through my day
one thing to another
there’s no time to stop
i hit the ground a runnin’ and keep runnin’ til i drop
i’m taking care of everyone
oh, my heads in a spin
i tried but i just don’t remember signing up for this
before i leave the house
i pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
laptop, cell phone, find my keys,
feed the dogs before i leave
everybody’s needs are my responsibility
it sure’d be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah
why, why, why, why?
when i’m through with this life
i am gonna have a come to jesus
you can guarantee
when i walk through those pearly gates
i am gonna have a talk with eve
there’s so many things that i can’t begin to understand
the differences that are between a woman and a man
see woman they do twice the work and get half the pay
men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
they say we are the weaker s-x, i’d have to disagree
i’d walk a mile in his shoes if he’d walk a half a mile in these
why, why, why, why?
when i’m through with this life
i am gonna have a come to jesus
you can guarantee
when i walk through those pearly gates
i am gonna have a talk with eve
botox, peels, exfoliate
we have the babies, lose the weight
laundry, dishes, up all night
i try my best to get it right
husband, kids, work all day
i got pms and pta
find the thing my kid can’t find
i need a drink but there’s no time
so many things i have on my list
no wonder why at times oh i can seem like such a… witch
why, why, why, why?
when i’m through with this life
i am gonna have a come to jesus
you can guarantee
when i walk through those pearly gates
i am gonna have a talk with eve
ha ha ha, what was he thinking?
Random Lyrics