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jody stecher - got too fat for that lyrics

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i had a little kitty i don’t have him anymore
he used to come and go through a little swinging door
he got too fat for that, now he’s too fat for that
skinny kitty got fat, kitty got too fat for that

i had a pair of pants, i still got em
now i can’t get em on through the top or the bottom
i got too fat for that, now i’m too fat for that
that’s where it’s at, my belly was flat but it got too fat for that

i had an old guitar it was shaped kinda funny
couldn’t get in a case for love or for money
cause it’s too fat for that, yeah too fat for that
it’s hangin round the place just in case, but it’s too fat for that

in the army draft days they called up my cousin
they thought he’d be fit but it turned out he wasn’t
he was too fat for that, yeah, too fat for that
he was ok to shoot but too fat to scoot, he was too fat for that

that ol’ barb wire grabbed my cuffs and socks
then it let me go and it dumped me on the rocks
i was crossing a field with a bull at my heels
i was too dense to slip under the fence. i was too fat for that

the shasta food is rocks and twigs
sawdust, grass, and overripe figs
i can’t eat that, i can’t eat that
i don’t know how unless i was a cow, i’m too fat for that
congress can’t pass a bill, can’t push it through
it’s padded with favors to the usual crew
it’s too fat for that, too fat for that
they staple a b to xyz, it’s too fat for that

now everybody’s played in the twinkle brigade
singing in g is no strain for me, it’s too flat for that

- jody stecher lyrics

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