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joe iconis, jason sweettooth williams - dodge ball lyrics

fifth period gym
dodgeball game
waiting for ryan to call my name
and say “billy’s on my team, billy’s on my team, billy’s on my team.”
ryan’s sorta like a friend
well, enough to not pick me too close to the end
before i know it i’ll be chosen from the waiting line
i’d love to get picked first, but up to third is fine
anyway, i’m feeling good, this’ll go real well, feeling really good
and dodgeball’s great
and dodgeball’s fun
and you never sweat
cause you never run
and i wonder who the first pick’s gonna be
oh, it wasn’t me

i mean, it’s not like i expected to get picked first
it’s just a dodge ball, i’m all “not the worst”
and at hoops, i suck
but at this, i’m ill
because db don’t require sk!ll
it’s just “get out of the way, hide so they don’t see”
that’s real easy for me
pick number three
pick number four
he doesn’t pick me, then he picks two more
what’s taking him so long?
did he just choose fat mike?
man, it’s like
dodgeball’s… yeah
and dodgeball’s… um
and it’s sorta cool
but it’s sorta dumb
and hey, did he call my name, wait, let me see
nah, it wasn’t me
there’s only three of us left to be put in the game
and of the three i hope he sees that i’m the least lame
i mean, i know i’m weird and i fumble and choke
but on friday, ryan laughed at my polish joke
and that’s gotta count for something
gotta count for something
maybe i’ll pretend i’m sick and go to the nurse
if i don’t stay they’ll call me g+y and that’ll be worse
i wish i had study hall in the librette alone
would’ve skipped if i’d known
and i am scared
and i hate gym
now it’s down to two
now it’s me and him
and dodge ball’s
eenie+miney+moe
and did he pick me?
no

just get out of the way
and hide so they don’t see
who said dodge ball was okay?
man, it wasn’t me

- joe iconis jason sweettooth williams lyrics

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