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joe iconis - plants make wonderful pets lyrics

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[verse 1]
[norman]
some people can’t have a bird
’cause it makes them sniffle and sneeze
and others think fish are best served on a dish
and others hate dogs on the count of the fleas

but to these petless folks i say
if on your way home from work today
you happen to pass the local garden shop, then stop

[chorus]
because plants make
perfectly pr+ckly, pleasantly tickly pets
everybody forgets
plants make wonderful pets

[verse 2]
a plant would never snap or hiss
likе a snake or a foul+mouthed pug
they don’t gеt their hairs on orange chairs
or make a litterbox out of the rug
ew, no, no!

[chorus]
plants make
an extra exotical, sometimes aquatical pets
rarely unravel cassettes
plants make wonderful pets
[bridge]
some people get teased at school
’cause they aren’t good at sports
they do well on their tests but despite their requests
they eat lunch on their own and are loners of sorts

but to these nerdy kids i give you hope
flowers grow on the gym class rope
and if you’re bad at band practice, your performance was lame
go buy a cactus and give it a name
and things will never be the same, you see

[chorus]
[norman]
plants make
back+you+up+fully and never will bully you friends

[norman, spoken]
you’re dancing, fluff!

[norman]
it’s the

[norman & ensemble]
latest of trends
plants make wonderful

[ensemble]
friends

[norman, spoken]
woo! yeah! hey, guys!

[norman]
plants

[norman & ensemble]
everybody forgets
plants make wonderful
plants make wonderful

[norman]
plants make wonderful pets

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