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joe nichols - cheaper than a shrink lyrics

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i was sittin’ in a chair at the h and r block
some bean countin’ pencil pusher runnin’ up the clock
said, “i’ve tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer”

i said, “it’s cheaper than a shrink”
you don’t have to think
you just pour and drink

it’s sixteen-fifty for a bottle of jack
no pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
just a flip of the wrist and you’re gettin’ it done
and gettin’ just as messed up and havin’ a lot more fun

and it’s cheaper than a shrink
you don’t have to think
you just pour and drink
it’s cheaper than a shrink

now me and her had this little problem between us
tryin’ to bridge the gap between mars and venus
she said, “honey, i think we need to see a marital counselor”
i said, “all we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers”

’cause it’s cheaper than a shrink
you don’t have to think
you just pour and drink

’bout eighteen bucks i’ll getcha four six-packs
no pourin’ out your heart to some high dollar quack
just a flip of the wrist and you’re gettin’ it done
gettin’ just as messed up and havin’ a lot more fun

and it’s cheaper than a shrink
you don’t have to think
you just pour and drink
and it’s cheaper than a shrink

if the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
well, i’d have quit drinkin’ back when i was nineteen
it’s the oldest most proven form of therapy
the best thing about it, far as i can see

is that it’s cheaper than a shrink
you don’t have to think
you just pour and drink
and it’s cheaper than a shrink

oh, you just pour and drink
and it’s a whole lot cheaper than
some big town clock hound
drag you down shrink

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