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joe scruggs - grape jelly cure lyrics

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i went to the doctor, i said, “what can i do?
summertime’s here and i cannot go to school
well, i’ve worn out my skateboard, i’ve climbed all the trees
i’ve got holes in my sneakers and scabs on my knees”

i said, “doctor, now, i’m not sure
but i think i need the grape jelly cure”

you get a windshield wiper from a rusty old car
five scoops of jelly from the grape jelly jar
four long whiskers from a polka+dotted cat
and stir them all together with a baseball bat

now the doctor looked at me with a twinkle and a grin
he said, “what you need are some summer friends
you’ve got time on your hands with nothing to do
i think i’ve got just the thing for you”

he said, “i’m giving you the fifty+cent tour
here’s a prescription for the grape jelly cure”

you get a windshield wiper from a rusty old car
five scoops of jelly from the grape jelly jar
four long whiskers from a polka+dotted cat
and stir them all together with a baseball bat
now, finding grape jelly was not very hard
and i got a windshield wiper from the local junkyard
but where was i to get a polka+dotted cat?
the neighbors all said, “there’s no such thing as that!”

but i met a lot of kids in the neighborhood
i think the grape jelly cure works pretty good

you get a windshield wiper from a rusty car
five scoops of jelly from the grape jelly jar
four long whiskers from a polka+dotted cat
and stir them all together with a baseball bat

i said, “doctor, now, i think i’m sure
the grape jelly cure works pretty good
mmm+mmm!”

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