joe scruggs - new baby lyrics
there’s a new baby at our house
things just haven’t been the same
if he’s not crying he’s eating
or getting his diaper changed
mommy’s nice lap still hasn’t come back
and when it does, she’ll be rocking him
i’m going to state my case
get him out of my place
call my mom and dad in
and i’ll say, “that’s that!
i think we should take him back
i just can’t stand it anymore
“i’ll get his coat and hat
his diaper bag’s all packed
we’ll take him back to the baby store
“i hope you kept the receipt
we can say that he’s sweet
but i thought he was a little too fat
“don’t tell them he cries
that can be a surprise
we’ll trade him for a kitty cat.”
well, mom and dad love this baby
he’s one of their pride and joys
they’ve got a big card
out in the front yard;
it says, “it’s a baby boy!”
well, i guess he’s sweet
when he’s asleep
but when he cries
oh, he sure can wail
i got some markers of mine
to their baby sign
i added the words: for sale
and i said, “oh, no
he’s going to have to go
it’s just the way that i feel
when the doorbell rings
i’ll handle everything
because i’ve watched let’s make a deal
“and since mom and dad don’t get much sleep
their minds are kind of in a fog
well, i’ll trade you for nursery door #2
if you’ve got a puppy dog.”
adjustments don’t always come easy
i guess i’m doing all right
he’s not so bad
in fact, i’m kind of glad
if he’d just learn to sleep at night
and mommy’s nice lap is starting to come back
i’ll tell you one thing i’ve found—
she said that i’d see, and i have to agree
there’s lap enough to go around
and i said, “oh, yes
he can stay, i guess
he’s part of the family
“he may be small
but in no time at all
he’ll be playing with me.”
oh, a dog and a cat
can’t love you back
like a baby brother can
i can make him laugh
grandma says it’s just gas
but, i know he understands
yes, i know he under…
i love that baby brother of mine!
i know he understands
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