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joe scruggs - they must have had kids lyrics

whoever invented the washing machine
oh, you know that they must have had kids
whoever invented the washing machine
oh, you know just why they did
they walked in the house
and had to hold their nose
with a pile of dirty diapers
and other dirty clothes
and all they had to clean with
was a flat rock and a hose

and they began to dream
and they began to scheme
pretty soon, the world had washing machines

now, if you didn’t have kids
you just handwashed on mondays
a shirt, a dress, a part of slacks
and maybe somе undies
but those with kids had tons of diapers
and lots of dirty socks
and thеy were tired of beating them
on big flat rocks

well, whoever invented the washing machine
oh, you know that they must have had kids
and i’d sure like to thank them
for the wonderful job thar they did
and whoever invented the playpen
oh, you know that they must have had kids
whoever invented the playpen
well, i know just why they did
at first, they tried putting baby inside
but the babies didn’t like it and they cried
they took the babies out
put the “no+no” things in
now the knick+knacks are safe
and baby’s crawling around again

you know, at christmastime
that pretty tree, well, it’s just too much
baby sees all the little lights and wants to touch
we put the christmas tree in the playpen
and it makes a great stand
and it keeps the tree away
from baby’s grabbing little hands

yes, whoever invented the playpen
oh, you know that they must have had kids
whoever invented the playpen
well, i’m so glad they did
it took a while to understand
what it was supposed to do
but now mom and dad are happy
and the kids are, too
whoever invented the minivan
wll, you know that they must have had kids
whoever invented the minivan
well, i’m so glad they did
they said, “we need something
that’s small but long
so we can leave the kids behind
but still bring them along”
they began to scheme
and they began to plan
pretty soon, the world had minivans

no, if you don’t have kids
well, a sports car will doo
there’s just enough room
for one or two
but those of us with kids
we’ve got to take it all
pack up the house
and have the kids down the hall

and whoever invented the minivan
oh, you know that they must have kids
and i’d sure like to hug them
for the wonderful job that they did
and i’d sure like to hug them
for the wonderful job that they did

- joe scruggs lyrics

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