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joe weller - ronaldo chop lyrics

[verse 1]
i was walking down the street, it was all going wrong
like a bomb, too strong for me
i felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest
but then i looked to the floor and i just felt fearless, tearless
i came to a stop, took a little look, ronaldo chop
bit down to the ground, felt as though i p-ssed out
next thing i know, pow
school bound, enter the gates
been found, now i’m the bait
worthless, embarr-ssing, you’re just plain dumb
this ain’t the way that it’s going down, son

[hook]
cause i’ll hit you with the chop, ronaldo chop
you ain’t gonna survive, you ain’t gonna block (what)
trust me when i say you’re a wannabe
lol jokes, cause i am too

[verse 2]
later that day, i was looking at the weather
when walking by, the fittest girl ever
i went in for the k!ll and offered up the d
said i’ve brought ten rubbers with me
i was thinking it was all going well
then i saw that i p-ssed myself
“he’s a loser and ugly too”, yo, b-tch, stfu

[hook]

[verse 3]
now that i’m basically magic, i feel like a monster
nah, not jur-ssic
whoa look, it’s draco malfoy
i got you a ride, now let’s go to town, boy
pimping and dealing, he’s at it all day
his speciality, self bj’s
outta nowhere, a penguin appeared
beating up malfoy, not today, dear

[hook x2]

- joe weller lyrics

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