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joel dias-porter - fireflies in a jar lyrics

ay he’s allergic to bees
say if he gets stung
he’ll swell up
like a vacuum cleaner bag
and his mother will have to give him a shot
and he won’t be able to come to school for two days
the encyclopedia say
if a bee sting you, they die
bruce say grasshoppers
spit tobacco juice
sometimes we catch’em
and pull they legs off
the legs keep on jumping
every time it rains
worms be making the letter “s”
on the sidewalk
if you step on one
your shoes gеt real slippery
encyclopedia say thеy
male and female in one body
yesterday i saw a silverfish
in my toy box
it had a million legs
and bent like a bracelet
if one bites you
your fingernails’ll fall off
i saw a pregnant roach too
i’m the best roach k!ller
in our building
encyclopedia say roaches carry disease
but i ain’t never seen a sick roach
bruce say you can tell a project roach
cuz they don’t run
when you cut on the lights
at night i sneak in the kitchen
to see what roaches be doing
when n0body’s around
encyclopedia say in some countries
people eat insects
i wonder if they eat roaches?
sometimes me and bruce
go down to the laundry room
and squash waterbugs
if you real quiet
you can hear
the sh+lls scrunch
spiders around here
are little and yellow
except daddy long+legs
encyclopedia say they ain’t spiders
but latricia still screams
if you put one on her
bruce say he saw two black widows
in the laundry room
hissing like cats
i don’t believe him
his mother wouldn’t let him
in the laundry room by hisself
when it’s night enough
god turns on the fireflies
last week we caught some
in a coke bottle
bruce gave them
to this girl terri he likes
she washed’em out
and got a nickel for the bottle
i told him he shoulda
gave her a caterpillar
encyclopedia say they turn into b+tterflies
and all girls like b+tterflies
bruce say there’s nature
in the woods behind our projects
but everybody knows
nature’s in encyclopedias
them bee stings must
do something to his brain
cuz bruce be tripping

- joel dias porter lyrics

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