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joel haver - intro lyrics

[spoken word]
narrator: what you’re about to listen to is a series of songs written by a man named joel haver. many of them are sad, but you will find–
joel: all of them are sad…
narrator: uh, excuse me?
joel: ah, just listen to the album, every song is sad
narrator: well, that can’t be right. i’m sure there’s a few happy little diddies in there
joel: there aren’t
narrator: what?
joel: there aren’t any happy diddies, they’re all sad. it’s a sad album
narrator: well, i’m sorry you feel that way
joel: i cried through the whole thing
narrator: well, it’s, uh, just a–
joel: the whole time, i just listened to the whole thing and just cried
narrator: okay, uh, well–
joel: it hurt!
narrator: well, um, each person will have their own experience
joel: i’m leaving. bye!
narrator: well, i’m sorry to that fella, if it’s sad as he says. and grab some tissues and enjoy “beating off in the the notebook house”. thank you so much

- joel haver lyrics

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