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joel jacobs - i will eat raw lyrics

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once i ate it all, i went to mickey d’s
thinking fast food was the ticket to a life of ease
but then i spent so many nights thinking ’bout cholesterol
and ’bout how those multinationals put my back against the wall

i don’t eat food, from outer sp+ce
i am concerned about consuming something that had a face
i don’t eat no smelly lox and i don’t need no stinkin’ cheese
but the food really root for is the stuff that grows on trees

oh yes, i will eat raw
don’t give me crispy bacon cuz i’d rather chew on straw
i’ve got vegetables to eat, i consider fruit a treat
i will eat raw, i will еat raw

well first i cut out beef, there’s too much fat and grеase
then i gave the axe to poultry when i thought of geese
i imagine fish are screaming when they’re hanging on those hooks
man i couldn’t eat another cuz i’ve seen that wall+eyed look

after going veg, i didn’t change my mind
in fact eggs and all that dairy weren’t far behind
i read about the health concerns and issues in a book
and i also read that you’ll be better off if you don’t cook

and you see me, somebody new
i’m not that mixed up little monster using canines to chew
so you felt like dropping in with sausage pizza and some sprite
but if it used to bite me back i ain’t taking a bite!
and now, i will eat raw
i don’t wanna hear about it if it’s wrapped and needs to thaw
i’ve got wheatgrass by the shot, dude, uncooked cuisine is haute
i will eat raw, i will eat raw

oh don’t offer me a toaster, i don’t need food any warmer
but in a choice between my blender and my car, i choose the former
i don’t own a microwave but my juicer sure kicks ass
it can squeeze a pound of produce peels and all into a glass

i will eat raw, i will eat raw
i’m not like a vicious raptor with its prey between its jaws
i’ve got beets i need to peal, i’ve got food that’s really real
and i’ll eat raw, i will eat raw

babe i have to break the news of leaving more than fish and chips
my new philosophy also affects relationships
after dating omnivores, i guess i’m voting with my feet
and i’ll be saving all my loving for someone who don’t eat meat

go on now go, walk out the door
the next knock that i hear won’t be you or mu+shu pork
weren’t you the one who tried to feed me clams you fried?
did ya think i’d crumble? did you think id eat something that died?

oh no, not more
in theory sushi’d be okay, but fish sticks in my craw
i want livestock to live, it’s a gift that i can give
and i’ll eat raw, i will eat raw

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