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joelnuge & domnuge - slap that turkey lyrics

[verse 1 + (joelnuge)]
so first you gotta get that turkey and slap it
now get a bottle of oil and un+cap it
pour it all down get it nice and murkey
here are the steps to go and slap that turkey boi

[chorus]
slap it to the left, slap it to the right
slap it on the breast and slap it up all night, x2

[verse 2 + (joelnuge)]
when you slap it it gets nice and tender
you want a fat turkey not one that’s slender
make sure it’s raw not hot or cooked
when i slapped mine the whole room shook

[chorus]

[verse 3 + (joelnuge)]
i recommend you slap it once or twice
and if your mother lets you slap it thrice
now here we go, do it with all your might
slap it so hard that it takes flight

[chorus]
[verse 4 + (joelnuge)]
now that it’s slapped shove it in the oven
slap it one more time, show it some lovin’
get your fam’ly together on christmas day
slap it all together so now we say

[chorus}

[verse 5 + (domnuge)]
slap that turkey slap it good
slap it through the neighbourhood
this will make a slap up meal
make it squirm, make it squeal
if you don’t slap it with just the right force
the police will come round and knock down your doors
and make sure you didn’t pick up a goose
otherwise you’ll get done for abuse
but if you slap it nice and fine
you won’t have to do no time
but to which shop shall we go?
that’s for me and joel to know
(by the way you show go to lidl)
go away joel give the turkey a fiddle
stuff it up with good mince pies
and have a merry slap+mas guys
[final verse + (joelnuge)]
don’t you dare refrain
or you’ll go insane
and i’ll say it again
but you’ve got no brain

(slap that turkey this christmas, slap that turkey)

- joelnuge domnuge lyrics

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