joemoneyy - that vegan teacher lyrics
[intro: that vegan teacher & joemoneyy]
what else am i pulling out of my ass?
the only thing that comes out of my ass is a beautiful, vegan sh+t
and it’s long, and big, and healthy
and i’ll bet you that when i sh+t, it’s a h+ll of a lot faster than when you do
you probably sit there and push it out for ages, right?
oh, you can’t get it out, not me
i just sit there and i go, “release”
and it comes out because my intestines are clean
because with the way that i eat, it scrubs all in the inside there, and it just comes out beautifully
in fact, i believe that we should all take pictures of our p++p
what the f+ck?
what the f+ck?
what the f+ck?
what the f+ck?
[chrous]
she’s so f+cking weird
she doesn’t have a beard
i don’t wanna volunteer
i wish she had disappeared
she drink f+cking beer
she has no f+cking beard
she’s f+cking feared
for her, i do not cheer
[verse]
if you’re in a f+cking class, why you yelling at my f+cking ass?
i am so fast and you’re so f+cking fat
oh f+ck, oh sh+t, i forgot how to rhyme
i love vegetables, especially tomatoes
[interlude: that vegan teacher & joemoneyy]
(e+e+e+e+e+e+e+e)
(e+e+e+e+e+e+e+e)
(e+e+e+e+e+e+e+e)
eat your vegetables!
no!
[chrous]
she’s so f+cking weird
she doesn’t have a beard
i don’t wanna volunteer
i wish she had disappeared
she drink f+cking beer
she has no f+cking beard
she’s f+cking feared
for her, i do not cheer
[outro: that vegan teacher]
welcome back to class, welcome back to class
welcome back to class, don’t be a pain in the ass
be vegan, yeah
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