john anderton - ham shanker lyrics
h-llo, my name’s john if you listen to my songs
i’m the one that they’re based on
i think my cd’s free so get it placed on
get some b-ss in the place listen to my station
stop sh-gging that l-ss you’re getting aids from
play some games for days and make beer pong
with fake ears on we’re still fearsome so listen here son
i rode a broken bike down to open mic
i poked an open dyk- ’cause i’m a bloke wouldn’t like
they giz a wooden mic at least i think they did
’cause when i spit it i think it lit because it set alight
kick my foot into your but and leave it up until
you sh-tting nikes
we’ll have a fight and i’mma take your life
sneaky motherf-cker from the beach and i’m up a height
make it fly then i bounce ’cause i’m like a rubber kite
ever since i tattooed chattabox’s brother
i’ve been on the dialect of violence
i dial it to nine then i take it back higher
’cause i’m finding that it’s not enough
take it back to school ’cause i’m never gonna give it up
i keep the ink wet because i’m sick in the head
gonna keep the wheat there because i’m sick of the bread
i’m sick of my friends i’m sick of nicking lyrics instead
i’m gonna stick the kettle on and then i’ll dee it mesen
do a handstand pull it out rub it up and down
squeeze the end ’til its red like a f-cking clowns nose
pull it off until it blows until everybody knows that you know
how to do the ham shank
x2
shut your mouth you f-cking pr-ck
or i’ll slap you with the back
of my fat looking acrobatic d-ck
or an aromatic brick of weed
acting like i’m sick of these pr-cks giving stick
but the fact of matters is that the haters are later stans
it means they rate iz i’m waiting for bait with an aching hand
i’m translating the phrases you say to iz and
it’s like you’re chasing creation it’s clear to iz d-mn
just tell iz that you love it man i’ll tell you that i already know
‘cause let your mouth go
get your own flow and just let yourself go
do what you one two ready set go
your nana was a ho but it doesn’t matter any more bro
it’s the reverse of a k.o
knock yourself out use your head glow
instead use your sh-t as fertiliser let yourself grow
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