john dowie - it's hard to be an egg lyrics
[verse 1]
it’s hard to be an egg
to live your life on a piece of b+ttered bread
disappearing down a hole in someone’s head
it’s not appealing, it’s a dreadful way
for eggs to start the day
[verse 2]
first, we’re born alive
then horrid housewives cut our heads off with a knife
it isn’t nice to feel the meat about our insides
it’s not endearing, it’s such a fright
that an egg turns white!
[verse 3]
many eggs are brown
they take our jobs and bring the price of white eggs down
and though i’m liberal, it shouldn’t be allowed
though people say they’re the same as well
underneath the sh+ll
[verse 4]
scrambled, boiled or fried?
who ever heard of eggs that live ’til 95?
and even if an egg should try to stay alive
nothing changes cos he turns into an enemy
and the whole thing starts again
[outro]
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh giggly gong
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh giggly gong
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh diddly dong
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh diddly dong
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh diddly dong
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
it’s hard to be an egg
ooh, wacky, ooh, wacky, ooh diddly dong
it’s hard to be an egg
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