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john otway - headbutts lyrics

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went downtown for a cup of tea
and i saw two skinheads looking at me
i gave ’em headb-tts (x4)

walking on the beach in a force-ten gale
and i saw three hippies saving a whale
(oh, i hate bleedin’ hippies! so…)
i gave ’em headb-tts
(now they’ve gone back to india to get their heads together!)
i gave ’em headb-tts (x4)

went to see me mum, she was drinking gin
but it’s me old man’s gin, so i kicked her in
i gave her headb-tts (x4)

lots of people in a line
waitin’ for a number nine
well, not me, i don’t
i walk right up to the front
“excuse me, are you jumping the queue?”
“no, i’m…b-tting in!”

went to the doctor’s for a pill
“why was that, feeling ill?”
no, i got an headache!
i got an headache!
too many headb-tts
too many headb-tts

went to see a band called shakin’ spear
i gave the singer the old king leer
“where hast thou been?” he spat
i went “oi mate – st-tch that!”
i gave him headb-tts (x4)

got involved in a head-on collision
with a tanker driver that wondered what hit him
i went through my windscreen…
through his windscreen…
(there might have been another one in between/
he had double glazing….)
(and what did i give him?)
i gave him a headb-tt!
i gave him headb-tts (x4)

met this feller really into sport
fifth-hand karate, you know the sort
“cor, d’you give him headb-tts?”
“yeah – just like that!”
i gave him headb-tts (x4)

- john otway lyrics

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