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john sakars - hotness scale lyrics

how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?
how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?
how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?

on a hotness scale, i may not be an eight
but if we go on a date, i will try not to be late
on a hotness scale, i may not be a seven
by the way, i’m an atheist, i don’t believe in heaven
on a hotness scale, i may not be a six
but there’s no part of your body that i won’t give l!cks
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a five
i don’t give a f+ck, i’m just glad to be alive
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a four
i try not to complain if i have to do a chore
on a hotness scalе, maybe i’m a three
i don’t care, i’m just glad to be mе
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a two
by the way, no murdered animals in my stew
i am a vegan, as you can see
f+ck hotness scales, i’m just glad to be me
if people think you are hot, that’s lovely
but remember to be compassionate too
it’s nice if you have a beautiful head of hair
but don’t forget to be kind to animals everywhere

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
on a hotness scale, how do i rate? i don’t give a f+ck

on a hotness scale, i may not be an eight
but you can think about me when you m+st+rbate
on a hotness scale, i may not be a seven
but my music rocks, turn it up to 11
on a hotness scale, i may not be a six
but at least i don’t send unsolicited d+ck pics
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a five
i have a driver’s license, but i don’t like to drive
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a four
making art and doing activism makes my heart soar
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a three
i like to go for hikes and hug a tree
on a hotness scale, maybe i’m a two
i don’t have murdered animals in my poo
i am a vegan, as you can see
f+ck hotness scales, i’m just glad to be me

if people think you are hot, that’s lovely
but remember to be compassionate too
it’s nice if you have a beautiful head of hair
but don’t forget to be kind to animals everywhere
how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?
how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?
how hot am i? who gives a f+ck?

- john sakars lyrics

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