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john sakars - i got a vasectomy lyrics

if i have s+x with someone
i could get an infection or disease
but one thing that will never happen
is i’ll never help make any babies

i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s+m+n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy

there are seven billion people in the world
that is quite enough
i encourage you to get a vasеctomy
let a doctor operate on your stuff
thе procedure only takes 20 minutes
afterwards, make sure to keep your b+lls clean
your b+lls may bruise a little bit
but that’s better than raising a screaming sh+t machine
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s+m+n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy

my s+m+n is all juice and no seeds
there are no sperm in my s+m+n
my s+m+n is all juice and no seeds
there are no sperm in my s+m+n
my s+m+n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s+m+n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s+m+n can’t get anyone pregnant (no it can’t)
my s+m+n can’t get anyone pregnant

i’ve got nieces and nephews
that’s good enough for me
i can play with them any time i want
and i don’t have to clean up poo or pee
i can’t afford to raise a child
i’m glad i got a vasectomy
if you’re looking for a guy who can get you pregnant
that guy is certainly not me

i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s+m+n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
i can’t get anyone pregnant
because i got a vasectomy
my s+m+n has no sperm in it
because i got a vasectomy
yeah

- john sakars lyrics

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