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john sakars - if you eat animals, i'll divorce you lyrics

[intro]
my friend’s husband started eating animals again! you better not eat animals again. you better stay vegan

[chorus 1]
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
understood, dear, understood
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i heard you the first time
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
you are sounding like a broken record
i love you, dear, i’m glad you are my wife
you don’t have to worry, i’m vegan for life
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
one more time, i couldn’t hear you
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
on violence, i will not chеw
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i know i can be thick
but you do not havе to worry, veganism will stick

[verse 1]
if you get together with your buddies and they offer you a chicken’s wings?
i’ll say no thank you, i’m vegan
animals are friends, not things
if during your lunchbreak, a coworker offers you a piece of cheese?
i’ll say, “cow’s milk is for cow babies
be vegan, please”
[chorus 2]
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i recall hearing this before
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
veganism i adore
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
thanks for the reminder
i know i’ve made mistakes, but now i’m kinder
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i will always be vegan, i swear
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i’m vegan because i care
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i won’t eat animals, dear
i know animals have feelings, they experience pain and fear

[verse 2]
if you visit your parents, and they offer something that has eggs in it?
i’ll say, “eggs belong to the hens
if i ate that, i’d feel like sh+t”
if you’re at a party, and you get drunk, and forget that you’re vegan as f+ck?
i’ll never forget i’m vegan as f+ck
i’d rather hurt myself than harm a duck

[chorus 3]
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i’m experiencing deja vu
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
no animals in my stew
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i’ve no doubt that you would
i’m glad you care about animals, you’d save all of them if you could
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i could listen to you say that all day
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
be a carnist again? no way
if you eat animals, i’ll divorce you
i won’t eat animals ever again
got nothin’ but love and respect for every fish, cow, pig, and hen
[verse 3]
i’m glad we had this conversation, i’m glad you’re vegan, my love
thanks for turning me on to veganism, it fits like a glove
that’s because you’re a good person, you’ve always had a vegan heart
from this compassionate path we’re on, i will never depart

- john sakars lyrics

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