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john travolta - royale with cheese lyrics

[spoken intro]
okay so, tell me again about the hash bars?
okay what d’you want to know?
hash is legal there, right?
yeah, it’s legal, but is ain’t a hundred percent legal
i mean you can’t
walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin’ away
i mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places
those are hash bars?
yeah, it breaks down like this, okay
it’s legal to buy it, it’s legal to own
it and, if you’re the proprietor of a hash bar, it’s legal to sell it. it’s legal to carry it, but that doesn’t matter ’cause get a load of this alright, if you get stopped by a cop in amsterdam
it’s illegal for them
to search you
i mean that’s a right that the cops in amsterdam don’t have
oh, man i’m goin’, that’s all there is to it
i’m f-ckin’ goin’
no baby you’ll dig it the most
but you know what the funniest thing about europe is?
what?
it’s the little differences
i mean they got the same sh-t over there, we got
here, but it’s just there’s a little different
examples?
alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in amsterdam and buy a beer
and i don’t mean in a paper cup
i’m talkin’ ’bout a gl-ss of beer
and in paris, you can buy a beer at macdonald’s
you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese
in paris?
they don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
no, man, they got the metric system there
they wouldn’t know what the f-ck a quarter pounder is
what’d they call it?
they call it royale with cheese
royale with cheese. that’s right
what’d they call a big mac?
big mac’s a big mac, but they call it le big mac
le big mac. what do they call a whopper?
i dunno, i didn’t go into a burger king
you know what they put on french fries in holland instead of ketchup?
what?
mayonnaise
godd-mn!
i seen ’em do it, man
they f-ckin’ drown ’em in this sh-t
uuccch!

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