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john valby - supercalifragilistic lyrics

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supercalifragilistic expialadocious
everytime i lick your b-tt
it gives me halitosis
everytime you fart into my
face it makes me nauseous
do i wear a rubber on my tongue
or am i just being cautious

one day when i was pumpin’ iron
at the local gym
some people said my p-ck-r
looked just like another limb
i didn’t get so big and long
from all that iron pumpin’
i tied the chord around it once
when i went bungee jumpin’

i dated dolly parton once
i barely got a hard-on
her legs were way too skinny
and her -ss had all that lard on
something happened when i
started playin’ with her knockers
my p-ck-r popped up twice as high
like orville redenbacher

too healthy with my impotence
i turned to modern science
my wife got so excited when
she saw the new appliance
livin’ with a nymphomaniac
is kinda hectic
my penile implant’s stimulator
is general electric

ge we bring good things to life

when ross perot f-cks with wife
he doesn’t do it thoroughly
just before she’s gonna come
the b-st-rd pulls out early
now he’s in the race to stay
not just to test the waters
unless of course the press picks on
his other dyk- b-tch daughters

i had a dream the other night
i had a special vision
i saw jim bakker getting b-ttf-cked
in a federal prison
i also saw 2 old ladies
rollin’ on the floor
it was leona helmsley
eating out zsa zsa gabor

a super hero’s had an orgy
had everyone’s d-ck throbbin’
spider man was b-ttf-cked by
that f-g boy wonder robin
supergirl and wonderwoman
both took off their girdles
got on their knees and
b-ttf-cked teenage
mutant ninja turtles

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