john williamson - bill the cat lyrics
we had a cat
his name was bill
he caught our budgie on the window sill
one holy day, one sunday morn
left only feathers on our back lawn
oh no bill, you can’t do that
you silly p-ssy, you stupid cat
so we took him down, our family pet
and we left his b-lls with the family vet
meeoooww meeeoooww
well the very next day he packed his bags
left all his penthouse and playboy mags
how could we do it to the family vet
go and leave his b-lls with the family vet
well we get no postcards, no telephone calls
he’s out in the bush somewhere, with no b-lls
and he’s obsessed with sweet revenge
so he eats our parrots and our fairy wrens
(chorus)
yes he’s mortified and we all regret that we left his b-lls with the family vet
x2
how he’s highly sought by the feral choir
for his new found talent to sing much higher
has no more time for female friends
only parrots and fairy wrens
no sense of humour, ex-family pet
he’s still angry, he’s still upset
it still hurts, he can’t forget
that we left his b-lls with the family vet
chorus x2
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