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jon kaplan, al kaplan - dredd: the musical lyrics

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[urban]
i started out as eomer
and next i played mccoy
but once i put that helmet on
it sparked my greatest joy

a futuristic square-jawed judge
by far my favorite role
ev’ryone loved me
why haven’t they sent me
back to the blocks to patrol?

we need to make dredd ii
it’s already been too long
we are wasting the potential of this
franchise and it’s wrong

make dredd ii
it’s imperative to try
’cause soon they’ll just reboot again and
cast some other guy

[chorus]
some other guy!

[urban]
mega-city one is overflowing with sc-m;
it’s almost as bad as new jersey
there are plenty more villains who
need to be judged
and can’t we do better than cersei?

we’re well behind the schedule
we should be on part iii
there are follow-ups for ironman and thor
so why not me?

it’s time to make dredd ii
i’ll never let it go
you’d already have seen it but our
grosses were too low

make dredd ii
this time we’ll be a hit
i promise if it’s greenlit that she’ll
show a little t-t

[chorus]
a little t-t!

[stallone]
people thought my dredd was lame
and maybe that’s the case
i wouldn’t keep my helmet on
i like to show my face

a remake fin’lly comes along
it’s decent, i admit
it makes me realize mine was just a
silly piece of sh-t…

so let them make dredd ii
it’s sure to entertain
the only thing it won’t have is the
lovely diane lane, yo

[urban]
make dredd ii
i’m dreading star trek 3
so can’t we make dredd ii instead?
i’ll star in it for free!

[urban, stallone and chorus]
make dredd ii!
make dredd ii!
make dredd ii!
make dredd ii!

[urban and chorus]
make dredd…
ii!
make dredd ii!

- jon kaplan al kaplan lyrics

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