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jon kaplan, al kaplan - i fucked the maid lyrics

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[arnold schwarzenegger]
everything was great, i finished up my term
the announcement of my fantastic new cartoon
(the governator!)
but something from my past has been keeping me awake
a mistake that might just bring me into ruin

this is something that a hero would never do
a secret that i’ve kept from all of you

i f+cked the maid
maria, i’m sorry, it’s true
i f+cked the maid
yes, it is time now that everyone knew
and so here i am, an utter disgrace
with a mexican+austrian son
how can i look my dear fans in the face
maria, what have i done?

i f+cked the maid
the cat’s out of the bag, so go a head and laugh
while my lovely wife becomes my bitter ex
but i’m a still a human being who asks questions to his god
such as “why did i have unprotected s+x?”

at the time, i was just looking to get laid
now for the first time in my life, i am afraid

i f+cked the maid
this confession, it brings me no joy
i f+cked the maid
she got pregnant and gave me a boy

but if you were in my shoes
you might have done the same
after all, i am only a man
yes, it’s disappointing news
and i curse my very name
oh, how could i do this to my beautiful wife, maria?
ugh
i f+cked the maid
my political life down the drain
i f+cked the maid
i am sorry for causing this pain
i f+cked the maid
was i insane?
i f+cked the maid

- jon kaplan al kaplan lyrics

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