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jon lajoie - listening to my penis lyrics

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i have to stop listening to my p-n-s
listening to my p-n-s
i swear i would be a genius if i stopped listening to my p-n-s

i should be studying and working hard
my future depends on this, this is bizarre
why am i standing in this noisy club
where people are “hey, what the f-ck”
this doesn’t make sense, i hate this place
12 dollar drinks and a sh-tty dj

obnoxious douchebags and easy girls
oh yeah, that’s why i’m here, the easy girls
i can’t believe that it has come to this
doing all this just to c-m is ridiculous

i know i sound s-xist, but i’m a feminist
but the problem is my d-ck is an idiot
when it comes to arguments, he always wins
rationality can not compete with -rg-sms

i lost my train of thought, this girl’s so hot
oh here i go again, i have to stop

listening to my p-n-s
listening to my p-n-s
i swear i would be a genius if i stopped listening to my p-n-s

i hate this girl, why am i talking to her?
she’s a horrible person but my mind’s a blur
’cause she’s wearing a skirt and a push-up bra
god d-mn her in that push-up bra

my mind keeps telling me to walk away
“jon, just go home and m-st-rb-t-
don’t waste your money and your time
with this really dissing girl
that you don’t even like”
but my d-ck is like “hey! i’m here to stay!
you’re gonna do everything that i say! first get her drunk
it will be easier. and if she wants to dance
then f-cking dance with her”

but i hate this music and i hate dancing
and there’s no way i can afford all these drinks
“hey! do what you have to do to get me inside!
you know very well you won’t win this fight”

so five minutes later i’m on the dance floor
dancing to kesha and i hate that hoe
and i hate myself and i hate my c-ck
it’s hard as a rock and i have to stop

listening to my p-n-s
listening to my p-n-s
i swear i would be a genius if i stopped listening to my p-n-s

stumble out of the bar, it’s 2 in the morning
dead on the inside but still h-rny
so i try to get this girl back to her place
but she says she’s hungry so i have to wait

now i’m in a diner, it’s almost 3
she’s talking about her captive reality tv
i really should just go home and go to sleep
but the godd-mn cleavage is staring right at me
and i just wanna spend a little time in there
which reminds me of a flow by voltaire
anything too stupid to be spoken is sung
and i have been singing a lot since i have begun

listening to my p-n-s
listening to my p-n-s
i swear i would be a genius ff i stopped listening to my p-n-s

so i’m back at her place 4 am, finally play time begins
all my hard work is about to pay off
but all of a sudden there is a knock on her door
she starts to freak out
she tells me she thought her boyfriend was out of town

he kicks the door down, i jump out the window
i didn’t even have the time to grab my clothes
so i’m running like a motherf-cker down the street
fully erect and still h-rny

i finally give in, this has to stop
so i hide in some bushes and i start to jerk off
i’m almost done when i see flashing lights
a squad car appears right out of the night

i try to run and that’s when i c-m
surrounded by cops at the break of dawn
see, this is what happens when you listen to your d-ck
you become an irrational insane pr-ck

now i’m sitting the cell, ashamed and naked
how the f-ck am i gonna explain this to my wife and kid?

listening to my p-n-s
listening to my p-n-s
i swear i would be a genius if i stopped listening to my p-n-s

- jon lajoie lyrics

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