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jonas alaska - talkin' swine flu blues lyrics

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i’m feeling scared and frightened too
i think i’ve got the old swine flu
i coughed and sneezed the whole week through
my nose is red, and my skin is blue
and i am dizzy

i read somewhere that’s a clear symptom

i wash my hands a thousand times a day
i know it won’t help
but i do it anyway
i sit and eat pills for a couple of hours
spend each and every night
in the shower eating fruit

eating bananas
and i hate bananas

as i sit here and this flu is brewing
i can’t help but think about how the pigs are doing
at least we get to heaven high
but all these pigs, they just die

poor piggies!
ugly and sick

my girlfriend dumped me and dropped me dead
she said i had swine flu in my head
and i answered: yes, of course i do
it’s in my lungs and liver too

she never came back
she moved to mexico just to annoy me

we’ve already got the birdy flu
the normal of course
and then the piggy too
if the news papers tomorrow say
that a snake flu is coming right our way
then i’m out of here
i’ll be on mars with matt damon
me and matt damon

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