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jonathan mann - jd vance did not have sex with that couch lyrics

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[chorus]
he did not have s+x with that couch
all alone in his house
he most certainly was not aroused
by that big, fluffy, gorgeous couch
no, no, he did not have s+x
he did not have s+x with that couch

[verse]
chesterfield or a chaise lounge
settee or a rollout couch
a tuxedo or a serpentine
a good lookin’ midcentury

sectional, lawson, daybed, futon
camelback, loveseat, divan, mah jong
gettin’ it on with an english roll arm

[chorus]
oh no, but he did not have s+x with that couch
no, no, no, no, all alone in his house
no, he most certainly was not aroused
by that big, fluffy, gorgeous couch
no, no, he did not have s+x
he did not have s+x with that couch!

- jonathan mann lyrics

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